Tuesday, March 27, 2007

GI Joe in College Movie

So I don't remember the exact details that we came up with, but I fill some new ones in for good time. The story is basically the origins of COBRA which start when Cobra Commander (real name Ronald Johnson) gets rejected from the cool fraternity on campus, Gamma Iota, and decides to start his own house with his roommate Steve Destronowski. They form Gamma Omicron, whose Greek letters look this

C O

At their first party, some freshmen show up, pay their $3 and find out they are the only ones there, except for one goth chick who was hanging out.
"What kind of lame house is this?" one of the freshmen asked. Destronowski replied, "This is CO, Brah!" and the name stuck.

The movie then explores the deep-seeded hatred of Cobra Commander for the Gamma Iota "Joes".

Honestly, I feel like the original version of the story was better, but it could be worse. Ok, no it couldn't. But anyone who has seen the SNL sketch with Jesus, the Apostle Paul, and their buddy Barry might find this amusing.

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